EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT: USA TODAY TRUMPS DUNDALK EAGLE!
Just yesterday I was standing on the corner of Belair Road and Erdman Ave waiting for the 22. I see some man in a white truck get out of the van and walk over to the thing that holds the newspapers. Im wondering what in the hell is he doing. I see him picking it up and putting it in the back of his truck. I just sat there with the dick look and sipped my cup of tea.
So I get on the 22 head down to Highland Ave and Fayette St., waiting for the 20 bus... and again I see the same man get out of this creepy white van with no name and walk towards me. I get to thinking like is he following me or nah ? Then I realize, I am leaning on the newspaper thing. He comes over to cut the chain and carry this one away and guess what...I am still sipping my cup of tea because it looked rather suspect to me.

So lets get right to it, we all know that USA Today is geared to reach the WORLD, and not just say.... *cough cough* Dundalk. When there was all that mayhem in Ferguson, those racist remarks from the Clippers' Owner, or with the Trayvon Martin trial, we don't go out, purchase and read the Dundalk Eagle.Lets be 100% clear I know buying a newspaper is a dead mission, BUT lets just say you were to buy one...USA Today...Dundalk Eagle? I mean, the only reason I know about the Dundalk Eagle is because I was in it this year for playing softball for the school. Other than that what is a Dundalk Eagle and why would I be so interested in it? If you aren't from Dundalk would you even know about it? Nah! I know I didn't. I know before I came to Dundalk I didn't even know where Dundalk was. Dundalk is so small, that the Eagle only covers what's in this little "town".Now USA Today that's a BIG STORY.... It covers just about everything you could think of. You have technology for all you techno people, life or "gossip" as we know it, for the younger generation, sports for all my BILbut ride the bench people, and news for our grandparents. I think the clear winner is : USA TODAY.......dundalk eagle

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lol no bs.. that's the only reason why i actually grab the Dundalk eagle is to get the articles with my picture and name in there
ReplyDeleteLmao exactly Mally, only thing is good for. Make a nigga feel famous
DeleteI agree, I have never read the Eagle unless it had something to do with me or my school or family or what not. Very well written
ReplyDeleteBut wait.... Aren't you from dundalk lol.
DeleteI agree about USA Today being the clear winner in comparison to Dundalk Eagle! Quite frankly, I had no clue that the Dundalk Eagle even existed until very recently honestly. With Dundalk being a very small town and mostly populated with elderly people, it doesn't help it's case.
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